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Total Gym ... Week 2

Ok, so I skipped a few days on the total gym.

Punishment is a MOTHER!!! I really kicked butt yesterday on the Total Gym and my back feels like the hulk is trying to rip thru it. My shoulders feel like they are floating in glass shards. My biceps feel like I am harvesting an alien. My torso feels like thousands of little bugs are eating away at it .... I'm going to skip what my "twins" feel like ... milk anyone?????

OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWww .... this morning I went to pick up my lovely two year old (who is over 30lbs) out of bed. I put my arms around him in a loving motherly embrace. I gave him a big kiss and whispered "Good Morning." ... and he looked up at me with those TRUSTING and LOVING eyes and smiled at me. I stood up and as I began to lift my child ... something happened. Every muscle in my upper body screamed at me so loud that I thought I was going deaf! I had to quickly and as gently as I could place him back on his bed. I then told him ..."Okay Gabriel ... wrap your arms around mommy's neck and hold on tight." He did and I had to squat to lift him up off the bed. That in itself is hard!!! Once I was standing upright, holding him in place with my arms wasn't bad, but it still took effort.

Who the hell thought working out was a good idea??? Ugh ....

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