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it's monday ... Russ is gone for the week ... it's gloomy outside ... Gabriel has the sniffles ... I can't have Pizza till Lent is over ... I think I need new glasses ... I forgot to put my wedding ring back on when I put lotion on my hands this morning ... I am wearing a purple shirt and brown eye make up because I didn't have time to do my make up at home and all I had in my to-go bag was brown ... I broke a nail this morning ... my pants are too high, they barley touch the heel ... my boss just gave me ANOTHER project ... I got hate mail from HR cuz I am late on Performance Reviews for 6 of my people, well, they weren't my people like a week ago but now it is my responsibility... our website is acting funky and the city offices are in a panic ... my hair isn't doing what I want it to do... one of my girls just told me she is preggers and her last pregnancy she was on bed rest for 6 months!!!!! ... my water from my water bottle tastes funny ... the coffee tastes funny ... my taste buds taste funny ... the RED nail polish from my pedicure back in February is starting to come off ... Edward Cullen isn't real ... Jacob Black isn't real ... my phone rang in the middle of my first time attending the Weekly Manager Meeting (Knight Rider theme too ... thanks HONEY!!!) ... I'm hungry ... I'm stuffy ... I'm tired ... I have 15 voicemails to answer on my phone and I don't want to ... I'm out of Satsuma Body Butter at work ... I left my lunch at home ... my kids woke up late this morning ... I woke up late this morning ... Gabriel kicked me in my eye this morning (don't ask) ... Russ took the car to the airport and not the truck (more gas for MOMMY to spend) ... I got a folder cut (10X worse than a papercut) in between my fingers ...

I'm having a FANTASTIC day ... how about ya'll !!??????

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Ange said…
DANG!! I thought not setting my alarm last night and getting to work an hour late was bad. You win girl, you win! Ummm yeah, who's preggers?? :)
April 6, 2009 at 10:00 AM
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