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#4 Carly & Football

Those two words should not be in one sentence! EVER...

So today was the playoff for the Packers / Giants game to see who was moving on to play the next team for the Super Bowl. Some things that I will need to remember for next time.

- Watch the commercials!! So apparently there is a commercial that has a Packers player ... it is Statesfarm. Anyone ever see this commercial? Well, in the commercial the Packers player says "Discount Double Down". I got a phone call in the middle of this game so I missed most of the commercials (and we were fast forwarding thru the rest of them). When my husband realized that the Packers were losing, someone posted this on my FB page. I asked my husband what that meant. Oops ...

- Now is not the time to ask all of these questions. During the important game, it is NOT acceptable to ask your husband (who is cheering on the losing team) if the players can see the lines on the field. Not the white lines, but the colorful lines.

- It is NOT ok, to forward thru the men who are talking between plays. Ok, I am a DVR Junkie!!!! So out of habit, I will fast forward thru the commercials like it is no ones business. I kind of think I'm a pro at it. I know exactly when to stop so that the programs begins again. Well, those guys that are talking between the actual game and the commercials ... apparently they have something important to say. (per my husband... but all I heard was blah blah blah)

- Do NOT invite your baby daddy over if he is on the opposing side. Just in case you didn't know, I get along with my husbands ex-wife and my husband gets along with my sons father. HOWEVER ... all bets are off when they are for the opposing team. Baby Daddy says to husband "HA ha ha, you married her!" In my quick defense, I said "YO! I dated you first!" (oops ... ) Husband was not too thrilled with the comment. DAMN!


Ok, just so that you know, my Father is a Steelers fan, my Husband is a Packers fan, my son is a Eagles fan and my step son is a Saints fan ... this is kind of exhausting!!! Gabriel (my youngest) is a Packers fan because he likes the colors yellow and green. Not because he knows any better ...

Wait, was I not supposed to say that honey?

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