Day 02 – A picture of you and the person you have been closest with the longest
There are so many people that I could have put in this blog ... you fall in and out of friendships so easily. You fight and fuss with your siblings all the time.
So the person that I am picking for this would my my mama bear!!!
I really don't give a shit what you think or what you say. I'm not trying to win any brownie points. It isn't like she pays my bills or anything (that is what I married a white guy for!!!)
My mother is my friend, my life line, the reason for my existence (sorry dad, but your part was easy!!!),
She thinks I'm the funniest person to walk the face of this earth!
She loves me and all of my flaws (she has to because they are all probably her fault, she is the one who made me!).
She dances her ass off ... so I want to be like my mom.
She has a beautiful smile.
She was a Drill Instructer for the USMC. (My mom can beat up your mom ... maybe ... or she might send me in to fight it for her).
She's the most forgetful person that I know and that is totally alright with me. I think ... wait ... what was I saying?
She is totally in love with my dad.
She has AADD. I think that means Adult Attention ... OH LOOK ... A SQUIRREL! Squirrel's are sooo cute! So fluffy and small ... oh wait ... Oh yeah ... ADADD ... Adult Attention umm, something like Adult Attention Deficit ... oh wow, the deficit, how much debt am I in? Hmm, I wonder what I'm going to make for dinner! I really want tacos, that is cheap. That reminds me, I should start looking at travel tips for Mexico. Hmmm ... Mexico, I'm hungry. I should have burritos for dinner. But then again, I would really like to eat Tacos. I should drive to Taco Bell. Where did I put my car keys? Oh, they are probably in my purse. Hmmm ... this letter in my purse hasn't been opened yet. It looks important, I should get a letter opener from the drawer. Wow, this drawer is a mess, I should organize it. OMG ... I was wondering where that blue pen went, it is my favorite pen! I should write a letter to my Grandfather with my favorite blue pen. He would like that. Blue reminds him of the ocean and he used to be a boat captain. I want to buy a boat.
- What was I saying?
She does crazy things to her body like diet, detox, Botox, ma-lox, snow socks, ... all the new age crap! If it is "As Seen On TV" then she has bought it, researched it, dumped it on me or is thinking about it. But she might have to put it on the credit card that she is hiding from my dad. :) :) :)
She once gave head to a blue alien! (see below) Apparently she was really good at it!
Plus, she likes beer! :) I gotta love a woman if she loves herself some beer! :)
She is still on the fence about everything ... but she doesn't know which way to fall! ;)
I love you mom.
There are so many people that I could have put in this blog ... you fall in and out of friendships so easily. You fight and fuss with your siblings all the time.
So the person that I am picking for this would my my mama bear!!!
I really don't give a shit what you think or what you say. I'm not trying to win any brownie points. It isn't like she pays my bills or anything (that is what I married a white guy for!!!)
My mother is my friend, my life line, the reason for my existence (sorry dad, but your part was easy!!!),
She thinks I'm the funniest person to walk the face of this earth!
She loves me and all of my flaws (she has to because they are all probably her fault, she is the one who made me!).
She dances her ass off ... so I want to be like my mom.
She has a beautiful smile.
She was a Drill Instructer for the USMC. (My mom can beat up your mom ... maybe ... or she might send me in to fight it for her).
She's the most forgetful person that I know and that is totally alright with me. I think ... wait ... what was I saying?
She is totally in love with my dad.
She has AADD. I think that means Adult Attention ... OH LOOK ... A SQUIRREL! Squirrel's are sooo cute! So fluffy and small ... oh wait ... Oh yeah ... ADADD ... Adult Attention umm, something like Adult Attention Deficit ... oh wow, the deficit, how much debt am I in? Hmm, I wonder what I'm going to make for dinner! I really want tacos, that is cheap. That reminds me, I should start looking at travel tips for Mexico. Hmmm ... Mexico, I'm hungry. I should have burritos for dinner. But then again, I would really like to eat Tacos. I should drive to Taco Bell. Where did I put my car keys? Oh, they are probably in my purse. Hmmm ... this letter in my purse hasn't been opened yet. It looks important, I should get a letter opener from the drawer. Wow, this drawer is a mess, I should organize it. OMG ... I was wondering where that blue pen went, it is my favorite pen! I should write a letter to my Grandfather with my favorite blue pen. He would like that. Blue reminds him of the ocean and he used to be a boat captain. I want to buy a boat.
- What was I saying?
She does crazy things to her body like diet, detox, Botox, ma-lox, snow socks, ... all the new age crap! If it is "As Seen On TV" then she has bought it, researched it, dumped it on me or is thinking about it. But she might have to put it on the credit card that she is hiding from my dad. :) :) :)
She once gave head to a blue alien! (see below) Apparently she was really good at it!
Plus, she likes beer! :) I gotta love a woman if she loves herself some beer! :)
She is still on the fence about everything ... but she doesn't know which way to fall! ;)
I love you mom.
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