So every night my husband and I fight over who has to turn off the light when we go to bed! It's a constant race to see who can make it to bed first. Of course ... being a woman who works in the cosmetic industry ... I have to cleanse, scrub, tone and protect the face every night. Most nights, I am the looser!
However, last night was the series premier of BONES! (love that show) We had to DVR it because we had so much going on. By the end of the show (almost midnight) I was nodding off and so was my darling Hubby! We both got up and he raced to the TV and shut everything off... the race is on!
He quickly walked to the door to lock it for the evening.
I slowly got up from the sofa.
He turned to me and said something ... for the life of me I could not remember what he said ...
I slowly came around the side of the sofa ...
And I'm off .... like a bat out of Hell ... I took off!!!!
But wait ... there is something in the way ... I didn't even see it ... what was it ... it was large ... and in my direct path to getting into bed early so I didn't have to turn off the lights!!!
As I start to run to the bedroom ... I tripped over the STOOL that my lovely toddler uses as a push cart around the house.
I saw my whole life flash before my eyes ... I was sure that my head was going to go thru the metal railing on our stairway! I could see it now ... in the headlines ...
"Mother of 3 gets head stuck in stair rails"
Can you see it?
Of course, I had to play it off like nothing happened. Ellen Degeners ... you are my life saver! I tried to play it off like I WANTED to sprint to the bedroom while flailing my arms in the air like a wild monkey! It didn't work. My husband almost peed his pants.
I flew down the hallway trying my hardest to be graceful as I hear my husband roar with laughter! Oh the humility ... it's just more amo for his stupid and retarded insults! BLAH...
I flew into bed and just laid there ... I couldn't stop it ... I tried my hardest to act like I was hurt! But then it happened ... I burst out into uncontrollable laughter!!! He comes stumbeling into the bedroom laughing so hard he could hardly stand up. His face was all contorted and red from laughing so hard ... I secretly prayed it would stay that way! ... It didn't!
We spent the next 30 min talking about the graceful trip I took down the hallway ... all because I wanted to get into bed and not have to shut off the lights!!!
But .... I still got into bed first!
However, last night was the series premier of BONES! (love that show) We had to DVR it because we had so much going on. By the end of the show (almost midnight) I was nodding off and so was my darling Hubby! We both got up and he raced to the TV and shut everything off... the race is on!
He quickly walked to the door to lock it for the evening.
I slowly got up from the sofa.
He turned to me and said something ... for the life of me I could not remember what he said ...
I slowly came around the side of the sofa ...
And I'm off .... like a bat out of Hell ... I took off!!!!
But wait ... there is something in the way ... I didn't even see it ... what was it ... it was large ... and in my direct path to getting into bed early so I didn't have to turn off the lights!!!
As I start to run to the bedroom ... I tripped over the STOOL that my lovely toddler uses as a push cart around the house.
I saw my whole life flash before my eyes ... I was sure that my head was going to go thru the metal railing on our stairway! I could see it now ... in the headlines ...
"Mother of 3 gets head stuck in stair rails"
Can you see it?
Of course, I had to play it off like nothing happened. Ellen Degeners ... you are my life saver! I tried to play it off like I WANTED to sprint to the bedroom while flailing my arms in the air like a wild monkey! It didn't work. My husband almost peed his pants.
I flew down the hallway trying my hardest to be graceful as I hear my husband roar with laughter! Oh the humility ... it's just more amo for his stupid and retarded insults! BLAH...
I flew into bed and just laid there ... I couldn't stop it ... I tried my hardest to act like I was hurt! But then it happened ... I burst out into uncontrollable laughter!!! He comes stumbeling into the bedroom laughing so hard he could hardly stand up. His face was all contorted and red from laughing so hard ... I secretly prayed it would stay that way! ... It didn't!
We spent the next 30 min talking about the graceful trip I took down the hallway ... all because I wanted to get into bed and not have to shut off the lights!!!
But .... I still got into bed first!
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